I met this man in peru a few years ago, and i still believe he is a vampire, not leave the house during day time, pale and always smell like blood!
Well that's strange. Did you have any garlic?
Well his name was Allium Sativum wich is the scientific name of garlic... you tell me
Hmm that's pretty ironic... what did you talk with him about?
Well he was from rumania, and we chat about the chupacabra which is a vampiric creature product of the modern times, he was doing a research about it
I thought the chupacabra was the Mexican version of big foot? Why was he in Peru then?
Well because the chupacabra is in the south of america, eyewitness have claimed to have seen it in puerto rico as far to the south Chile, eve has been spotted in russia philipipines... 
In Russia? I don't know that sounds like fake news to me!