I have an interesting job. I do upholstery, which is making fabric or leather covers for furniture 
Really? That is interesting. What was your favorite upholstery you made?
It's seat covers for my good ol Oldsmobile 98. That was the flagship model of Oldsmobile starting in 1940
Really? I never drove an Oldsmobile. I just have drove Honda Vehicles.
Well not everyone can be as sophisticated as me! I mean, my 98 has an 8 cylinder engine! That's probably at least 2 more than yours!
Really? I'm not sure what cylinders are? Do you know what a cylinder is?
Honestly I don't know much about them, except my friend told me they're key to having good engine balance, which is an engine that doesn't produce much vibration
I could use one of those. My engine produces a lot of vibration.
Maybe just get a bike instead! You'll have to learn the principles of bike motion though, such as steering, balance, and braking. It's tough to learn but rewarding!
I think Bikes can be a bit dangerous. I've seen a lot of wreckage from the sort.