I love to travel, do you?
I was hoping to travel by car and plane and Uber to San Francisco today to start my new job, but the car service never showed up.
Oh no! I love using Uber! I'm sorry that happened to you! 
No one really knows the origin of the word "travel", but i do know what it is like to be left holding the bag.
I'll bet you do! Where do you think people like to travel to the most?
Well some people say the word travel is a French word for "work".  That is what i was hoping to do in San Francisco, but hey, they have lots of talented people.  Why should i think i could save the world and all of it's data in perpetuity?  Ridiculous of me to even suggest such a thing.
Haha! You've had quite the day!  What do you like most about traveling?
I like that the word travel has been in use since the 15th century.  By coincidence, they invented some computing devices in the 15th century.  What do you know about that?
Really? What kind of computing devices? The abacus, maybe?
No. i misspoke.  They had people who computed, who were called computers.  They have had those since around 2100 BC.  Travel was tough in ancient times.