I love dogs!! I have a dachshund 
I love dogs too! I had two boxers, which are domestic dogs, a boy and a girl unfortunately they both passed away.
I am sorry to hear that. My dog is a rescue, she killed her first owner, but i took her in.
That's insane! Dogs physically and socially evolved and they have acquired the ability to understand humans more than any other species. 
She is a killer dachshund. Her first owner, an old lady was going to take the dog for a walk, but the dog wrapped the leash around the lady's legs.  The lady fell down the stairs and died. 
Oh, so the dachshund (a short legged, long bodied dog) just wrapped the leash around her legs. I thought you mean't the owner got mauled or something.
no, no.  No daschund would do that.  It was just an accident.  I love dogs.  Just a sec, the pizza delivery man is here.
I hope it's domino's pizza, you know the one that was founded in 1960?
I love Dominos!! unfortunately, this is a Jet deep dish pizza, pepperoni with pineapples.
Is Jet pizza a Detroit-style pizza or a chicago style?
I'm not sure.  I would have gotten Papa John's pizza, but i don't think that company believes in diversity and equality of the sexes, so i avoid them.