Oh no!  I just had yet another traffic accident!  I'm waiting for a tow truck now!
I'm sorry to hear that! Did your vehicle collide with another vehicle, a pedestrian, or road debris?
I ran into a parked car. Unfortunately, it was a parked police car!  Just my luck!  My insurance is going to sky rocket!
That's awful. At least it didn't result in injury or death, as many traffic collisions do
Yeah, at least there's that!  The police car was empty, and I was wearing my seat belt, so I'm ok.  But the car is another matter, sadly.
What caused the accident? was it speed of operation, driver skill, or impairment due to alcohol or drugs?
No impairment from alcohol or drugs!  But...I was texting - my parents are going to be pretty upset with me!
Oh that's quite dangerous to do while driving. Be careful, because collisions can lead to disability, death, and financial costs