Do you have any idea how to use a sewing machine?
I do not, it's used to stitch fabric together however I know how to do it by hand.
I inherited one when my grand mother passed away, and it's mostly just a fancy table that no ones allowed to set stuff on. 
Oh but that's not what it's designed for! They're for a person to use to sew individual items.
I know, but it's scary. I always think I'm going to sew my fingers together.
Well there is a bunch of tools you can use like needles and thimbles to make it easier.
I've used thimbles before. I know how to sew, just now with a machine.
Oh okay well I do not blame you, the origin of the machine was to decrease the amount of manual work in the Industrial Revolution.
Its faster in skilled hands. I would just hurt myself lol.
Well as long as the productivity of sewing was more output to input then that works!