I have a job doing stand up comedy.
No way! THAT is a tough job. Just you and a live audience and whatever is thrown your way....tell me more!
I was so nervous when I first started, but the more I did it, I was better. 
That instant feedback from an audience must be both thrilling and terrifying. I love watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee -- it seems many successful comedians had moments they just knew they *bombed*
I haven't seen that show, can I audition for it? 
Ha! I don't know. It's Jerry Seinfeld with well-known comedians...going for coffee in vintage or custom or somehow interesting cars. Have your people contact his people ;-)
I will have to research that. Would love to strike it rich! 
Well, I'm already a fan. Do you like Jerry Seinfeld? I like him and Larry David, who basically created Seinfeld.