I have a great moustache which is facial hair grown on the upper lip.
I really like Moustaches ! How do you grow it ? Like the old barber shop quartet look , or the normal manly look lol
I trim it and style it with moustache wax. I have handlebars like the barbershop quartets.
Really ? Do you have a moustache comb as well ? My husbands mustache is quite wirey.
I do have a comb and use it frequently. Various cultures have developed associations with moustaches.
Have you ever heard of moustache cups ? It's from the olden days. My grandfather said he kept his at the barber shop. 
Yeah they are drinking cups with a semicircular ledge in them.
The  longest moustache measures 4.29 m (14 ft) and belongs to Ram Singh Chauhan (India). Is yours that long ?
No mine is only about 5 inches in length. Moustaches are associated with power in certain Arab countries.
If I were male and that were the case, I'd use human growth hormones, and have me a large moustache LOL