I really love cooking I try all kinds of ways of cooking But remember it also depend on the skill and type of training an individual cook has. You cant just throw eggs in a pan and be a pro.
I can make scrambled eggs but that is about it haha
Lol well you know what they say preparing food with heat or soem kinda fire is an activity unique to only humans. So you cant blame us when we are bad cooks. 
I guess we are the only ones smart enough, but maybe monkeys will figure it out soon haha
Thats very true, they say that most primate species will remain at least partly arboreal, But some are way more smarter and I seen some use tools like human on TV! 
I think dolphins are smart well, but they just do not have real hands
Some scientist say that there are 40 extant species of dolphins and some of them will develop arms and legs within the next thousand years due to evolution. 
that is actually really scary to think about
I agree it would be very weird so see a dolphin walk on land, But hey at least they are a friendly animal so you know that they at least wont try and eat us. haha
I have heard some mean things about dolphins, but hopefully we can coexist