I don't have much time, i am currently traveling in Japan, an island nation in southeast Asia. I am at the Kyoto train station waiting on a high speed train.  Please hurry.
I'd love to go to Japan!  Are you there on business or pleasure?
Business. I am in the smartphone business and I am traveling to Samsung headquarters in south Korea.  Japan is sometimes called "the land of the rising sun". I don't know why, someone on the platform just told me to write that.
Well that's interesting!  My smartphone is a Samsung!  How do you like the Japanese food?
Are you kidding? Rice and raw fish is delicious!!. the guy sitting next to me has an overcoat and hat like in the 1940's and old style glasses and an umbrella, he told me japan is a stratovolcanic archipelago.   Who is this guy/ I don't even know what that means.  
Sounds like you've made a new friend!  Are there any American food chains there, like McDonalds or Burger King?
Who wouold eat poison like that when they have real food here like Kobe beef?  He says that Japan has the tenth largest population of any country in the world, 127 million, even though it is a small island.  I feel like all of them are on this train platform, i am getting claustrophobic.  Wait a tic! I think i just heard the train coming!
I have heard that Kobe beef is quite good - will you have a chance to see any tourist attractions?  I've heard that there are lots of cool places to visit!
No, i have to save the world's smartphones - no time for sightseeing.  Would hate to see a smartphone Armageddon be my fault.  You think its crowded where you live, i was in Tokyo - they have 9.1 million people in that city. I'm on the train. They have WiFi on the train!!
Awesome!  Japan must be quite a progressive country!  I've read that they do make high quality electronics there, and automobiles as well.
Yes, but the best smartphones are designed in Korea and assembled in China.  Japan has been inhabited since the Upper paleolithic period.  Hope you have a good weekend and if your smartphone stops working, think about me!!!