hinduism isn't really just one thing
Tell me about some of them.
for instance vishnu is kind of the opposite of shiva
Tell me about Vishnu
vishnu is the blue one, he's the preserver while shiva is the destroyer 
Sounds like a lot of different religions.
" dualistic theism" i didn't know about this. but i new that hare krishnas aren't non-dualists
I know nothing about the Krishnas