I hate to shave, so I decided to grow a beard - I think it makes me look distinguished!  If only I knew how to care for it properly!
Nice, I think beards look great and make your chin and cheeks shapely.
I think so too!  I thought about just going with a goatee, but decided to go all the way with a full beard!
Yea, goatees on just the chin looks a bit silly to me.
I think beards are getting pretty popular - I see a lot of men with them!  Do you have one?
Nope, female hah! I did learn that they are part of the military uniform sometimes though.
That's interesting!  I didn't know that!  What else can you tell me about beards?
They come from a time when humans were like gorillas and had hair everywhere.
Wow!  I guess gorillas DO have hair everywhere! I think I need to get a trimmer to keep my beard nicely shaped!
Just don't revert to clean shaven, takes to much effort to make the beard.