I was abducted by aliens in 1997.  There IS extraterrestrial life (life outside of Earth).
that must have been quite the experience.
Earthlings have searched our Solar System for aliens, but that's not where they should look.  I was taken to the Nebastrium solar system.  Earthlings have never heard of it.
what they do to you?
Well, my alien child was born in 2000.  It was a LONG gestation period! I had him in Area 51.
Is that the military base in new mexico?
That's what they tell you, but it tests experimental aircraft.  Alien aircraft.  And they kept my son.
that's too bad.