I've been a surfer all of my life. I currently ride a longboard. Do you surf?
I have surfed a few times in my life.
I'm lucky enough to have a natural Surf Break at my local spot. God I can't wait to the weekend to go back. 
I only get to surf once a year.
Bro, so harsh. Do you live in land? I'm right on the ocean here. You can still blast some sweet Surf music on the daily.
I do live in land. I only get to surf on vacation.
Time to move. I left Colorado years ago to live by the sea and have not looked back. You can surf in lakes or rivers if they have white water.
I did not know that. I live near a lake.