There's this guy at work he seems like a total vampire. I try not to be caught alone with hem lest he feed on my blood.
Yikes, Have you told him how creepy you think he is?
I'm afraid to. If he is indeed an undead being I assume that only michief or death will befall me if I tell him that.
Do you carry a cross or garlic to work with you?
No but I douse myself in garlic oil. I basic smell like sulfur all the time.
I'm sure other think badly of you like you do the blood sucker
It's possible that they think I'm the devil. Since ancient times sulfur was mentioned as having a relationship to the demonic.
Again ask them. They must think they work with a modern day lestat and the devil