I have owned 9 cats for about 12 years now, My friends call me the cat expert, Are you interested in cats? 
Yes, I love cats. They are so cute and cuddly. 
I like them for their companionship and for their ability to hunt vermin in my house, I do have a lot less mice after getting my cats.
Oh, that's good. I guess I should get some and put them in my barn. What else can you tell me about cats?
Well there are more than seventy different cat breeds that are recognized by different cat registries.
Wow, I didn't realize how many different types of cats there are. Is it true that a cat has 9 lives?
I think its true they can see in near darkness so I assume they are very safe at night without much predators. 
Well, that's good. 
Yep, Sadly though cats have a lot poorer color vision but do have a better sense of smell than humans.
Aww, too bad about the color blindness.