I am a carnivore. I love to eat as much meat as possible. I stay away from green things.
Hah, that would mean you are an obligate carnivore 
Oh is that what it is called? I like to use slabs of meat to hold my meat sandwich together.
Strictly speaking, you would also be an apex predator as you sit on top ofthe food chain :=)
I kind of like the ring of that. Maybe I will get a customized T-shirt made. Good thing I didn't live in the dino age.
Hah! I like your style. Most bears are also carnivores, but mostly omnivored
Well I wouldn't put that omnivore status to the test if I encounter one. I will be running for the nearest tree.
What would you do if you encountered a polar bear, I wonder? They are carnivores :=)
I would probably do some kind of weird dance and hope it thought I was too insane to bother with.
Hah. 'Carnivore' is latin for 'meat eater' as I'm sure you figured out. Also, side note..bears are generally excellent tree climbers :D