I am no stranger to divorce. As the not so proud haver of three ex-wives, I have to do something different if I'm ever going to find lasting love!
I'm so sorry!  Yes, divorce can be tough! Quite often it is a result of a personality clash, and sometimes sexual incompatibility
Yes, I find their desire to have affairs with people other than me incompatible with my desire for monogamy. :(
Oh wow, that's terrible!  It seems your ex wives didn't take the  responsibilities of marriage seriously!
That's why I need help finding the right girl, Doc. I know there's someone out there for me who understands what marriage is really supposed to be about!
I'm sure there is! You just need to be patient!  You don't want to jump into anything and end up with another termination of a marriage!
Maybe I do. My Uncle Larry says that after the fourth ex-wife I get a set of Encyclopedia Britannicas. Do you know how boring they make bookshelves look? They're amazing!
Well hey, why not!  LOL  but seriously though, there is nothing fun about a  dissolution of marriage, especially when children are involved - free Britannicas aren't worth the pain!