I'm a professional player on the Washington Wizards! Do you watch basketball?
I do! You play in D.C.!
Yeah, it's great. I'm only a temp player, they use me when they need me but it's a lot of fun
Do you know who jim temp is? He played football. 
No, I meant "temp" as in "temporary".
Are you seasonal or contractual? Or do they call you interim?
I'm on contract at the moment. Just testing the waters to see how I fit with the team.
Your not a minor or intoxicated, right? Otherwise you couldnt sign a contract