HI, I am a journalist. I collect, write, and distribute news 
Oh really, is that an exciting profession to be in?
Yes it is, I specialize in certain issues such as criminal reporting and sports news.
That sounds fun.  How does one go about becoming a reporter?
You have to research, write, and be a good reporter. Thats all it takes. 
Oh cool.  What's the hardest thing about being a journalist?
Well when you have to travel to specific area of coverage where there is a lot violence and you can be in danger.
Yeah I guess journalists have to go to the same places as militaries sometime, huh?