there's this cabana boy where i'm staying that i'd really like to get with
Interesting, well a cabana boy is basically a pool boy. Where are you staying?
 it sounds so cliche right? yeah i'm hot for the pool boy. embarrassed emoji 
Maybe you talk to him about emojis? They started in Japan in 1999. 
figures. japan is awesome. tell me more?
Well the face with tear of joy emoji is an emoji face that is both laughing and crying. 
yeah that one gets over used. like "lol" no you're not
Yeah it was one of the original emojis from 1999 and was created by Shigetaka Kurita
seems so quintessentially japanese like anime 
Yeah the telecommunications company who started emojis was NTT DoCoMo.