As a beautiful plus size man I live one or more cooked all beef patties cooked up. Do you like burgers? 
Burgers are my fave!!! i like a BBQ burger
I prefer mine  flame broiled. What are your favorite toppings? 
Bacon, cheese, and vidalia onion straws.
Hamburgers are often served with cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, onion, pickles, or chiles but I prefer mine with goose liver and over easy eggs. 
Whoa now pardner this ain't France!!!!!!!
Try it. Your mind will be blown. If it's to wild try it with a little "special sauce" which is what I call it when I cook them in Scotch. 
I have had a scotch egg, but you are grossing me out.