Hi there! I've just started a little flock of chickens - do you like them?
You did? How cool! Do you get fresh eggs then?
Not yet, they're just young. I'm looking forward to it though - properly free range eggs from outdoor chickens!
Aww I bet they're cute! Are you going to eat them when they're adults? I hope not! Lol
Oh no - they're just layers, not broilers
Oh good. I don't think I could kill a chicken! Have you killed one for food before?
No, I've never killed anything! Besides, I doubt I'd get FDA approval, haha!
Oh I didn't know you needed approval for your own animals. That's weird, they should let you do what you want with your own animals.
I was only joking - I think they're a bit busy with things  like prescriptions and vaccines, etc.
Ah okay yeah I hope they are instead of looking at your chickens. Lol