I think the original Chee-to's name is better than the rebranded cheeto 
Cheetos orange color is unnatural.
yes somewhat.  The best way to use them is mixed with Macaroni and cheese to make Mac & Cheetos
The crunch might be pleasant.
It definitely is!  When it first came out it even had ranch dressing with it.
that could be salt overload!
It was, but there was nothing better than going down to our local Burger King and ordering up some delicious Mac n' Cheetos
The Burger King crowns were the best.
They were, we used to get them on our birthday.  We live right near their headquarters in Miami-Dade County Florida.
I also liked their playgrounds.