I work for PETA, an animal rights organization. 
Would you mind if i finish my hamburger before i start chatting?
Wow, that goes against PETA's slogan, animals are not ours toe eat. 
Oh, i don't eat the toe.  Where do you do this PETA thing at, exactly??
It should have said to not toe. I work out of Norfolk, Virginia 
Beautiful town.  Must be lots of sailors there.  Is that close to Jamestown?  I had some ancestors that lived in Jamestown in the 17th century.
I am unsure how close Jamestown is.
You should look it up and pay a visit to Jamestown.  they have recreated the pioneer settlement.  Not great, but a good way to spend an afternnoon.  What do you like to do?