I love the bible, it is a collection of sacred texts or scriptures that jews and christians consider to be a product of divine inspiration
Me too, Ive been wanting to study it more but havent really had the time. Do you know who wrote the bible? and how old is it?
I dont have exact dates but i know it is regarded as the canocial text and it differs depending on traditions
Oh ok interesting, I know most people see the bible as traditional book of fiction, but I guess thats up for debate. How many chapters does the bible have anyways? 
well the christian old testament overlaps with the hebrew bible and the greek septuagint so there are many different versions and lengths
I heard about the new testament, I think its basically a re-written version of the old testament correct? 
yea it is a collection of the writings by early christians, believed to be mostly jewish disciples of christ
Oh ok, Whats the best chapter to read in the bible? Like where would I find the best and most interesting stories?
Under systematic theology, it draws on the foundational sacred text of christianity, while simultaneously investigating the development of christian doctrine over the course of history
Oh neat! I am really interested in ancient history, especially the days of jesus christ. Any other cool facts about the bible that might peak my interest?