I've been held hostage!
Oh no! lol  Do you know your hostage-taker or the person who seized you?
Yes, I know him. He's headed your way
Well in that case, I guess I better start hiding!
Forget hiding, we can take him. You down?
I don't know! I'm not very strong and don't know how I would handle being held hostage!
We have to try, not to brag lol, but I was a high yellow belt as a kid and I can bite. You have and ninja skills?
I have no Ninja skills but I do have a tennis racquet that I can smack them with! 
Perfection! Any particular reason you chose that weapon? I've actually used that in defense, ha! Or "was" going to
I was a competitive tennis player and am quite skilled at swinging the racquet! lol
Well, I like it. We work with what we've got. Been great chatting with you