I own a pink moped! I bought the small motorcycle used online. It has less stringent licencing requirements so it was easier than a motorcycle. 
Oh wow i didnt know people drove those. What is the fastest a moped can go?
Gee, I'm not entirely sure. Maybe 70 - 80 mph, downhill with a tailwind? It's driven with an engine and bicycle pedals. Very interesting.
What bicycle pedals? Ithought it was a scooter. Im clearly ignorant lol. Are you allowed to drive mopeds on the highway?
They're like a combo scooter / bike. Usually the pedals are used to start the engine also, like a kick start. Some resemble bicycles more than other models.
Ohhh. So do you sit on  a moped or stand?
You sit! Otherwise your legs would get pretty tired. Most of them look pretty close to a motor bike. Except they have the pedals. They're a lot of fun!
Ohhh. Anything else interesting about mopeds?