Turns out i need glasses. Glasses, also known as eyeglasses or spectacles
Well that's okay, lots of people look fantastic in glasses. Are you planning on getting some stylish frames?
Probably not, Glasses are typically used for vision correction and have been orever
Are you at all concerned about getting a type of transition lens, so that you don't also have to get prescription sunglasses?
Im jut afraid to go blind, Glasses are worn for eye protection in some sports
You know just because you might need glasses doesn't mean you're going blind. Near/far-sightedness is super common.
Yeah I have heard  Glasses wearers may use a strap to prevent the glasses from falling i might do that
Wearing glasses might also make you look smarter, so that if you ever find yourself being dull in conversation at least you look smart! :)