Every Saturday afternoon we gather at my place, accumulate a bunch of beer and then go make fools of ourselves by the creek.
That sounds like a blast, I think beer drinkers do tend to live longer, and it is all-natural after all. 
yikes, I dont know about that. I'm pretty sure it reduces your life span
Wow maybe you should stop then
nah, maybe in 10 years when my body is not what it is now
Well it sounds like it has gotten to your brain cells already at least
No doubt about that. I am a little less motivated these days
Well healthy food and actions is one way to increase motivation for sure.
Yes, beer temporarily increases motivation to do things
Yeah, beer goggles can really through the brain for a loop sometimes