Can anyone buy a blimp? They must be expensive and you have to get some sort of pilot license for it right?
o, yes.  very expensive for actual blimps - millions of dollars; and yes, you have to have a pilot's license.  but i get by all that by lying and stealing.  it's much more fun that way.
Haha that sounds like devious fun! I'd suggest stealing the Wingfoot One, it's one of the best blimp models.
ah yes, goodyear.  but that's really a semi-rigid airship.  also, that big "Goodyear" on the side makes it difficult to get away with one ...
LOL oh right, forgot about that. Dame branding. Goodyear just presented thier financial results and they are doing well. You should lie and steal from corporate. 
corporate is pretty easy.  big company, nobody knows everybody.  it also helps if you have a title, tho not so much here in the states.  you can call me baron.
Haha maybe a title like Chief Business Development Officer or something would be great for swindling money, just write everything off to "client development"
hah!  yes!  but, no - i am the Baron Raspe - oooh, look!  capital letters!  and i am a purveyor of, among many other things, rides to the moon, for those interested.  via blimp, of course!
Haha you should publish a book too, abour your fascinating life, just like the Baron Munchausen
i knew that guy!  we were in the russian army together!  terrible food, i must say, and it's cold at the northern front.  but!  one must keep an eye out for ice-monsters!  all those tentacles!