No one knows why they are so fast. How fast do yours go?
Mine can go 300 miles per hour!
As Springsteen says you are Born to Run. How long have you been driving?
About 69 years, give or take. I love getting ahead.
What colors are your cars?
It's the color of almonds, blue velvet, and fuchsia. 
Do you have a Spider?
I don't but I'm planning on getting one as soon as the money flows in from my recent divorce.
What models do you have?
Well, I have models X, Y, and Z
They are the epitome of speed.