I was bored yesterday, so I sat down on my computer and played some online chess.
That's cool. How did you do?
I won 8 out of 10 games. Most of them were really competitive, and one of them ended as a stalemate. 
That's pretty impressive. Did you play more as white or black?
More as white. Do you ever play?
Yes, a little. Do you know a lot of white openings? I've heard there's a lot
There are. I usually stop by getting my middle two pawns involved early. 
I've always not known what to do with my pawns. They've always seemed useless. But I've heard that pawns are actually really powerful
They are definitely deceitful. I try to use them to set up my other pieces to make serious attacks. 
Nice. I sure could learn how to play chess better