That sounds like a very common hobby but, I bet you are a very serious reader.  I know Kerouac wrote some for Hugh Hefner.  What is your favorite letter you have read and, what was it about?
Hefner was the founder of a male centered empire and the accompanying magazine. His stuff was too tame, like the things boys talk about in 6th grade. Now Penthouse had some really good stuff about what girls really wanted. 
Seems like you are mostly interested in women and what they want according to penthouse.  What other interests do you have?
I like to go out to gay bars and pick fights with the sissy-boys
Yes, many gay men prefer more masculine same gender partners as opposed to more feminine or sissy.  What are your other interests besides going to gay bars?  Do you like to cook?
I don't like much to cook, but I do enjoy eating. I had three double Whoppers with cheese for lunch. 
That makes sense, Burger King's Advertising contains innuendo that is appealing to Gay men.  It is important to support companies that support your community.  What other businesses do you support?
I am very active in the Republican Party. I want to help ensure that the next election isn't stolen like the last one was.
Many elections in the past were considered stolen, as well.  What are the most prominent instances that stick out in your mind as a stolen election?
I think just about any election in the third world is rigged, or stolen. doesn't mattere much if Jimmy Carter is there watching, or not