do you know how much sunlight a full moon reflects?  asking for a friend.
How suspicious! Plus you do not appear in mirrors? Me thinks you are a vampire. Is this not so?
yes, i'm a vampire in el paso, texas.  a western vampire.  i wear a cowboy hat and boots.
Or perhaps just a regular being? I hear news of an ordinary human biting a woman...claiming to be a vampire.
yeah, ok.  you caught me.  i'm  an accountant.
do you mean to tell me you are an accountant who takes long walks in the dark? This smells like criminal behavior!
it's not!  i swear!  i just like the quiet and isolation.  and biting unsuspecting people on the neck.
Before our conversation ends, I recommend the movie "What We Do in the Shadows." It is a comedic film about three vampire roomies!
i love that film, and the tv series.  taika wattiti and that other guy are hilarious.
Unbelievable! I see that the second season was back in April last year! How is it?