Who are some of your favorite detectives?
so, what's a good joke for a man that dresses like a bat?
How would you like to be the Sun in my life? Then stay 92 million miles away.
<high pitched screaming> i think i'm going to have to show you my lapel flower
Lapel flower? Is that the kind that shoots water at people? You are a prankster!
hah hah hah!  yes.  water.  and acid.  and some other chemicals of my own concoction, but such a prank!  say, have you ever met detective chimp?
I have not heard of detective Chimp. Is he a colleague of yours?
colleague?  no.  sometimes we both drink at the oblivion bar, but mostly i just listen in on his conversations with other detectives
Are you a fan of Sherlock Holmes?