I would love to play you in tac-tac-toe
Ha ha. That would be fun!  It's much more of a complicated game than most people think.  Just kidding, it's not!
Yeah we'd probably end up tying a bunch.
When that happens, we say the cat won.  I don't know why, but that's what my mom always said.  
You know you can actually play it online now?
Of course!  I play with people all over the world.  Rarely does anyone win, but we have fun anyway.
I can't believe it's been around since the Roman Empire
Crazy, right?  It's the only game, if played perfectly, will never have a winner.  
You could argue that Connect 4 is like that too.
I suppose you could!  I just texted my mom.  She says the reason she says the cat wins is because it's like a cat chasing its tail.  It can't catch it just like you can't win a game where you tie.