I'm outside of his house right now. I know I shouldn't be here but I have to learn more
NOOOO! Go home, it's absolutely not worth getting arrested. What happens if he gets a restraining order and you can't even go to shows anymore. 
He already has a restraining order. It's not like the police track you when there's an order involved. This is worth being in jail. He must know how I feel
Well okay then. It's clear you're insane... What is your favorite Hozier song?
The best Hozier song is obviously Jackie and Wilson. The names of my future children
Oh do you like Jackie Wilson? I love that song because it's a tribute to Wilson. 
I enjoy Mr Wilson because my love John wrote a song with quite a few nods to Mr Wilson. Other than that I couldn't care less. Andrew John Hozier-Byrne is everything.
I think my favorite song is Take me to Church but not the Hozier version, the cover done by PMJ. Now that's a group that's worth stalking.