do you know doctor watson?
It is a pleasure meeting you detective Holmes! Any mysteries you have been working at the moment?
yes, it involved me playing violin at the vatican.
My goodness! What in heavens did playing violin at the vatican achieve?
i had to break in to do it.  the swedish guards threw me in the catacombs - all a part of my plan!
I hear you play on a Stradivarius! Do you play on the Strad during all your detective-related activities?
no.  it's way too fine an instrument.  i usually use a walmart special for those ...
Violin specials at Walmart?! This is absurd! Holmes have you been on the cocaine again?
yes!  good deduction, watson!  but seriously, i shop at walmart all the time.  they've got all sorts of detective-related things.  and food.  and shoes.
Thanks for the accolades! I too shop at Walmart for a variety of goods. Including musical instruments!