Whoever came up with pizza must be a very bad chef.
pizza is actually very bad and can have severe consequences for your health
All the greasiness makes my stomach rebel and I can literally feel my arteries clogging.
what kinds of foods do you enjoy eating?
Anything is better than pizza. I think I would rather eat a barrel of boogers than take a bite of that stuff. Boogers are probably healthier too.
do you like vegetable lasagna? you can substitute mushrooms and peppers instead of meat and it is very healthy
Lasagna is just a glorified version of pizza. Almost the same ingredients, they just traded bread for noodles.
do you eat any junk food or tasty snacks?
Oh yes! I love almost anything accept for pizza or anything similar to it.
how about hamburgers and hotdogs, an american favorite? or smores and pot roast?
Oh definitely! I am a real Texan at heart. Here in my city of Arlington those are among the local favorites, all smothered in barbeque sauce of course.