Have you ever competed in a gymnastics competition?
I haven't but I like to do flips in the park.
How many flips can you do? Front or back?
Front, Back and Sideways. I'm like an overweight ninja. 
Did you take any formal training in your area?
Yes, it was an extensive course on hurting myself by professor me. 
Were you ever injured?
Yes, several times but if you're not out to cause yourself pain, then whats the point. 
Agree to do anything right you must go to the fullest!
Precisely, pleasure must be extracted from pain.