doctor who got nothin' on me.  
What is your favorite future to travel to?
the one where everyone dies, but nicely
Nicely? That future doesn't sound so bad. 
exactly!  so why does doctor who keep trying to mess up my plans?
Are you an alien like Doctor Who?
i don't know whether i should answer that question.  do you like aliens on this planet?
I think I would like Aliens on the planet, but maybe stay away from Nevada and Area 51. 
yeah, i get that.  but i don't have a spaceship, so ...
Oh! Then how do you time travel? Some other sort of rocket ship or launch vehicle?
no.  it's a box, like doctor who has, but it can be made to look like anything. it's a time ship.
I heard that the one the doctor has sounds like an elephant giving birth when it is in operation, does yours make a weird sound?