Safe bedroom activity is very important, did you learn about it in school?
No, I was sick the day they taught 'safe sex'.
Most men don't get tested so, I must assume you are a man.  What other interests do you have besides prophylactics'??
I like to sit and read "Adult" magazines and eat Cheetos. 
KFC has a new sandwich filled with cheetos, maybe you can eat that the next time you are reading- to class it up a little.  What other snack foods do you eat and, can you cook?
I sure can cook. Give me a road-kill racoon and I'll fix up some stew that will make your ears bleed. And for dessert, we'll have some fried jalapenos dipped in honey. 
Fairbanks Alaska has a roadkill program that encourages residents to eat more roadkill.  Maybe you can move there and eat moose instead of raccoon.  Have you ever travelled anywhere interesting like Alaska?
Yep, did the AlCan highway about 20 years ago, before it was all paved nice. 
Seems like you've seen a lot over the years, any plans to travel in the near future once more things open up?
I think I would like to drive to Reno, or Honolulu.