Necronomicon! This is the Lovecraft book correct? About the Dark Ones?
no, it's an ancient tome written by the proselytes of the elder gods that lets you raise the dead.  they call me the insectomancer, btw.
A pleasure to meet you insectomancer! I had no idea that proselytes were aware of such technique!
o, yeah.  nobody expects the proselytes.  and it's not easy, lemme tell ya.  it requires lots of cans and jars.
Please teach me to resurrect the dead insects!
ok.  first you need a killing chamber.  that's a jar.  and some formaldehyde.  and a stick pin.  but first you need an insect net.  and gloves.  and a facemask.
And insects I presume! Which one is your favorite to resurrect? I would like to revive spiders and scorpions and....caterpillars!
i agree with your choice of spiders and scorpions, particularly the more venomous (read, australian) ones; however, caterpillars always seem to turn into butterflies on resurrection, and that's just not cool for a necromancer.
Imagine a resurrected Blue Morpho Butterfly though! I would be the most stylish necromancer this side of the Mississippi!
well, maybe.  i guess on *that* side of the mississippi you could consider that stylish.  but you might want to consider the palos verde blue - the rarest butterfly in the world.  now *that* would make you stylish