Have you bought any cool t-shirts lately? Something that makes every stop to read it?
I actually just got a shirt with the entire poem Ozymandias printed on it. No one has stopped to read the whole thing yet but I've gotten a lot of long looks at it. 
The entire Ozymandias poem? Yeah, I know it's not too long, but not sure anyone could read the whole thing in one pass-by. That's awesome!
It's pretty nifty. It is not that long a poem but it's a pretty hefty block of text for a shirt. 
I used to own a Star Wars shirt with the original opening text on it, except the ending part was crazy different. So someone would have to read the whole thing to realize it deviates from the original.
Haha, that's awesome! Do you mind if I ask what it said that was different? 
After the first two paragraphs of the opening crawl, the last paragraph leads toward the bottom of the shirt, so it starts to talk about how the only thing the Empire hates more than rebels is losers who stare at crotches.
But you said you used to own it so I am guessing it went to old tee shirt heaven? I have lost a few favorite in the last few years when they simply became rags. 
Sadly, I took the shirt on a trip to England and forgot it at the hotel along with some other clothes. Called the hotel and they said they lost it. It was unfortunate cause I usually try to donate my clothes before they get too dingy.
I tend to wear things until they absolutely cannot be salvaged. I recently had to abandon a Coheed and Cambria shirt, an Undertones shirt and a tee shirt for the Erie Otters hockey team.