I was watching some stuff on Hornbunny the other night and stayed hard for almost two hours
Sounds like you had a blast. Did you sip some Crown Royal during the time? Is that what the Purple Bag Project is about?
I don't usually sip the Crown, I take double shots with a Royal chaser. 
What's a Royal chaser? More Crown Royal? 
Of course it is you silly goose. The chaser is usually in an 8 oz glass. 
What size were the shots?
shots are always 1 1/2 oz and a double is 3 oz. Get enough of them down your gullet and even a two-bagger starts to look hot. 
I would ask you what a two-bagger is, but then I remembered the old joke of putting a bag over someone's face. If Crown Royal can make a 2 bagger hot, maybe I should grab a bottle.
Two bags, one for her and a second for me in case hers falls off. You have to be careful with Royal, it ruins you for everything else. And, never cut it with ice. 
But what if she's wearing the bag in case yours falls off?