I hear that you like watching baseball. What is your favorite team?
I am a huge fan of the Texas Rangers in the MLB, and the Texas Longhorns in college baseball.  Do you like baseball and/or have a favorite team?
I do, but let's focus on you :) Do you have a lot of Rangers merch in your home?
I do!  I have plenty of hats, shirts, and a few jerseys as well.
Bobbleheads are cool too, have any of those?
I have one bobblehead and a couple of figurines on my desk as well.
There's probably a good fan club where you can get autographs and cool Rangers stuff.
Yep!  There are several places to accomplish this.  Right now, my fiancé prefers that I not clutter the house too much with Rangers memorabilia. 
How is the team doing these days?
They are still just in Spring Training, but they have played well thus far.  They were second-to-last place last year, so I'm hoping they can do better than last year.